it’s a sex toilet
my brother
why am i still related to you
my brother
<I see the boat clearly now,> Ax announced. <There are now four humans on the deck. Two older males. One female of medium age. One juvenile male.>
<Is it Jeremy Jason?> Cassie asked excitedly.
<Has to be,> I said.
<Does he have brownish-blond hair and really big blue eyes?>
<And full lips?> I added. <Like Brad Pitt lips?>
<Gag! Barf!> Marco, of course.
<The hair and eyes are correct, > Ax said. <l can’t evaluate the lips, though. How large would lips have to be in order to be Brad Pitt lips?>
<In that Montana movie Brad Pitt’s lips filled the entire screen,> Marco said. <In fact, I heard some people were crushed to death by Brad Pitt’s lips.>
<Bet they’re fake,> Jake muttered. <You know how they inject, like, butt fat into lips to make them all puffy?>
<It’s so sad to hear so much jealousy, don’t you agree, Cassie?>
<It is sad, Rachel. Terribly sad.>
<This is the worst mission we’ve ever been on,> Marco said. <l mean, I’ve been scared before. Hey, I’ve been horrified, screaming, wanting-to-wet-myself terrified before. I’m used to that. But this is the first time I’ve wanted to just throw up. Rachel, I didn’t think you were even capable of normal human affection, let alone pathetic hero worship.>
<Say it, brother!> Jake agreed. I think he was kidding. But I couldn’t be sure.
<And Cassie!> Marco went on. <l thought you only cared about animals. Animals like skunks and snakes … and Jake. Hee-hee!>
<Okay, let’s get back to business now,> Jake said quickly.
#12 The Reaction
liberatrix:

cute Kat with cute robots!

liberatrix:

cute Kat with cute robots!

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ceruleancynic:

mazarinedrake:

doctorflowers:

itsvondell:

itsvondell:

laurakvstheworld:

yepperoni:

i think about the 3d printed spider robot dancing to salsa a lot and im not sure if it’s because of the music or if it’s because of the hypnotizing dance moves
most likely both 

this is the best thing ive ever seen in my whole life

oh my god…. i was feeling down and this absolutely 100% lifted me out of it. oh my god!!!! i love him!!!!!

I forgot about salsa robot spider!!! truly a gift from on high

this seems like it would be comic relief in some horror video game or smt

I HAD NO IDEA HOW EMPTY MY LIFE WAS WITHOUT THIS VIDEO

oh my god this made me smile so hard, thank you spiderbot :3

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Maybe we could go back to where the concert was and look for clues,” Rachel said. Then she winced. “Wow, that sounded so Nancy Drew.”
“Maybe Ax can try and tap into the Internet and get past all the security buffers and locate him,” I suggested.
Cassie held up her hand like she was asking a question at school. “Those are all fine plans, but how about if we just look him up in the phone book?”
We all just stared at her.
“Or we could just look him up in the phone book,” Jake said sheepishly.
Cassie headed for the house to get a phone book.
“You know, she is just not getting the whole superhero thing,” I said to Jake. “Does Wolverine look things up in the phone book? Does Spider-man? I don’t think so.”
“Yeah, well, Wolverine has a big advantage over us,” Rachel said dryly. “He’s not real.
#10 The Android
YOU WATCHED SLEEPING BEAUTY FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY OMG DID YOU LIKE IT ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL fun story when I was little it was my favorite movie and I literally wore through our VHS of it I watched it so much

raduzhno:

salticid:

EEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeee yES IT’S WONDERFUL

aaaaaah that’s adorable iS IT STILL YOUR FAVORITE WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DISNEY MOVIE

it’s definitely one of my favorites!!! I love it so much omg and Maleficent is the best disney villain you can’t fight me on this

my other favorite classically-animated disney movie is Lilo and Stitch I’m actually going to watch it right now it makes me so happy

I also really like Brave, but to me the different style of animation separates it from the others. It’s so gorgeous though, oh my god. And I love the relationship between the king and queen. And also how both Merida’s and the queen’s characters change by the end of the film. and it is so pretty omg

OH AND ALSO Winnie the Pooh!!! oh my god I love that movie so much, mostly because it’s my dad’s favorite and also so much nostalgia oh my god. 

and if we’re talking childhood favorites, definitely Fantasia. I found the Mickey part really stressful (the part where he makes an infinite number of brooms) but I loved the part with the fairies of the seasons and also the dinosaur part was the coolest thing ever!!!1! and I used to think the centaur ladies were so pretty

WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITES THOUGH I NEED TO KNOW FOR SCIENCE 

i was going through my blog and found that you reblogged this and somehow i didn’t notice when you did i’m so sorry o m g

but yeah sjdhsjfhdks brave was so pretty and well written

all the new ones are so beautiful i feel like they’re kind of lost something with the way the characters are animated compared to the traditional animated ones though

there’s still so many disney movies i haven’t seen but definitely lilo and stitch, i’ve watched it sooo many times omg

also princess and the frog has the best music out of all of them imo

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baebees:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

what the fuck is thuis.w aht does it mean

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THEME BY CYBERSITY